?????The Indo Files
Crymtyphon Gest
02/22/2009
As many Propeller members* have guessed, I, Crymtyphon, work in Intelligence.
Currently, I work part time.
Crymtyphon Gest
02/22/2009
As many Propeller members* have guessed, I, Crymtyphon, work in Intelligence.
Currently, I work part time.
If anyone wishes to make the joke about 'semi-intelligent', - now is the time to do so* *.
While I keep files on all Propeller members, including two who I believe are actualy alien entities
attempting to better understand human argumentation, * * *
certain individuals have created great interest to the various 'Departments'.
Chief among these 'individuals' is the propeller member known as IND06.
At some risk to my life, my career, and my sanity, - I present the IND06 files.
The truth was out there;
Now it is time the truth stopped hanging around and came inside.
BACKGROUND:
The screenname INDO6 is, according to our cryptologists,
a reference to the sixth city of the indus valley civilization.
Since the names of these cities are entirely unknown,
the reference becomes a perfect cypher. However,
by this reasoning we can safely assume that the individual has a very weird last name.
Secret Origin:
tentative theories:
As a child IND06 was struck by lightning while
wearing a handshake buzzer,
bitten by a radioactive clown, left on the doorstep
of a joke shop, or sent by rocket to
Earth from a planet that had reached some
critical mass of humour.
Posible Description:
Above is the only known foto, taken by satelite.
Notice the hat is on backwards,
- sure sign of a deviant mentality.
He may be pretending to be left-handed
or else the slide may be in backwards again dammit.
Current Status:
Covert scanning of his hard drive****
as well as asking his landlady nicely, revealed
that while researching Monty Python skits,
IND06 stumbled upon videos of 'The unknown Joke'.
Note:We believe IND06 was able to deduce
the basic formula and survived, becoming
the only living human to know the deadly
'last joke'. This has taken a toll on his
health and caused the people in the apartment below him
to bang on the walls to 'stop that crazy laughing'.
Most Recent Comments
-"In related news: "KKK Protests President's Interracial Marriage"."
-"Thanks Spadecaller, it's nice to FINALLY be recognized for the true genius I am! ;-)"
While I keep files on all Propeller members, including two who I believe are actualy alien entities
attempting to better understand human argumentation, * * *
certain individuals have created great interest to the various 'Departments'.
Chief among these 'individuals' is the propeller member known as IND06.
At some risk to my life, my career, and my sanity, - I present the IND06 files.
The truth was out there;
Now it is time the truth stopped hanging around and came inside.
BACKGROUND:
The screenname INDO6 is, according to our cryptologists,
a reference to the sixth city of the indus valley civilization.
Since the names of these cities are entirely unknown,
the reference becomes a perfect cypher. However,
by this reasoning we can safely assume that the individual has a very weird last name.
Secret Origin:
tentative theories:
As a child IND06 was struck by lightning while
wearing a handshake buzzer,
bitten by a radioactive clown, left on the doorstep
of a joke shop, or sent by rocket to
Earth from a planet that had reached some
critical mass of humour.
Posible Description:
Above is the only known foto, taken by satelite.
Notice the hat is on backwards,
- sure sign of a deviant mentality.
He may be pretending to be left-handed
or else the slide may be in backwards again dammit.
Current Status:
Covert scanning of his hard drive****
as well as asking his landlady nicely, revealed
that while researching Monty Python skits,
IND06 stumbled upon videos of 'The unknown Joke'.
Note:We believe IND06 was able to deduce
the basic formula and survived, becoming
the only living human to know the deadly
'last joke'. This has taken a toll on his
health and caused the people in the apartment below him
to bang on the walls to 'stop that crazy laughing'.
Most Recent Comments
-"In related news: "KKK Protests President's Interracial Marriage"."
-"Thanks Spadecaller, it's nice to FINALLY be recognized for the true genius I am! ;-)"
-"Why thank you, and YOUR perspicacity is exceeded only by your pulchritude!"
-"Hmmm, I made a comment, but it disappeared....
How mysterious...
Eh, it wasn't that funny anyway."
Friends:
Apparently everybody. There are 27 pages of the suckers and
I am darned if I will copy and paste them all let the FBI do it.
Major Activities:
The individual has posted more than a 1000 articles to
Propeller; even a 'best of' list would require a
'best of' the 'best of' which just sounds silly
Attached are some random samplings of his subversive
submissions.
Note: Each of these had more than a hundred 'pos' clicks.
Scientists Give Up On Idea Of Teaching Fish To Smoke Pipes »
"We wanted to try and make smoked salmon without the need for any cooking but they just wouldn't keep the little pipes in their ...
How mysterious...
Eh, it wasn't that funny anyway."
Friends:
Apparently everybody. There are 27 pages of the suckers and
I am darned if I will copy and paste them all let the FBI do it.
Major Activities:
The individual has posted more than a 1000 articles to
Propeller; even a 'best of' list would require a
'best of' the 'best of' which just sounds silly
Attached are some random samplings of his subversive
submissions.
Note: Each of these had more than a hundred 'pos' clicks.
Scientists Give Up On Idea Of Teaching Fish To Smoke Pipes »
"We wanted to try and make smoked salmon without the need for any cooking but they just wouldn't keep the little pipes in their ...
Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gasoline »
Community members who didn't burn to death are struggling to accept the devastating loss of so much premium fuel.
Housing Crisis Vindicates Guy Who Still Lives With Parents »
In a year that saw a record number of mortgage defaults and home foreclosures, part-time landscaper Ben Foster, 34, was publicly vindicated in his bold ...
Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mom Know What You Really Think »
According to a study published Monday in The American Journal Of Medicine, a previously unknown ingredient in red wine has been shown to cause a ...
Treasury Dept. Mistakenly Bails Out Sperm Bank »
A Treasury official said the intern who typed up the list of eligible banks was always very professional, but clearly needs some attention to detail.
Bush Places Sixth Among All U.S. Presidents »
For the seventh consecutive year, the President was just edged out by his father, George H. W. Bush, who appears in fifth place on the ...
Nostradamus Writings Predict McCain Victory »
CAP NEWS - "Conventional wisdom picks Obama. Nostradamus, four and a half centuries ago, picked John McCain," said Dr. Hubert Evans, professor of Renaissance Studies at ...
Swear To God (The Anti-Anti Smoking Campaign) »
"The Truth" is an anti smoking campaign. "Swear To God" is not. They are an anti-anti smoking campaign.
Commentary from Ops and Admin:
"This individual is highly dangerous; prone to know too much about what we don't know and don't want to know; yet knowing dangerously little about what we want everyone to know." - Donald Rumsfeldt.
"... the sort of person orange jump suits were designed for... " Richard Cheney.
"Great Caesar's Ghost! " James Marcus.
"Stop stealing our stuff dammit! "- staff of the Onion.
"He's a good fine American. Set up a hunting trip for him with Dick" George W. Bush
"I died before he was born, - but I recognize a kindred spirit. " Mark Twain
"How the heck can Mark Twain be commenting here? Get real. " William X. Shakespear.
"Funnier than 2 muskrats mating on a mustang" - cowboygrandpa.
"comment deleted SPAM" - Crymtyphon
Tentative Conclusion:
What is to conclude? The dude's funny.
We must pass the time wait for his return
by watching old monty python episodes and re-reading the Onion;
which is like substituting tea for sex*****
but its the best that can be done for now.
* these people are now missing but that is coincidence
* * see above footnote.
* * * Yes you are one of them but who is the other?
* * * * apparently he has been donating to charities that provide needed clothing to lesbian teens; the pictures are heartbreaking.
* * * * * or so I am told
